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Carrie Maldonado – Writer

Freelance writer, wordsmith, and novelist

Hello, Officer, I’d like to report an abduction. An abduction? Three actually. You’re reporting three abductions? Yes. It was aliens, I think.  One abduction seems to be for the better, so I’d like to leave that one alone, but the other two are not good. So not good. Ma’am, have you been drinking? No way, …

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I don’t know if it’s still this way, because I am very old, but when I was studying psychology in school we spent a lot of time on the whole nature versus nurture thing. The basic idea is trying to figure out if people are born a certain way or if it’s the environment that …

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As I attempt to write this, Grace is sitting on my bed, wearing her Dora bathing suit. She is waiting to go to the pool, which we will do after my Tony’s training class ends. It will take three adults to partake in this adventure because there are three littles and they are sneaky, bent …

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So my three year old, Grace, is a riot. I’m pretty sure she’s exceptionally gifted (except in one area, which to save her dignity I’ll refrain from mentioning). She doesn’t get out a lot other than ‘Dance Cwass’ because of the twins ruining her childhood and life and all, so to compensate she has developed …

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